Can I just ask ‘what the expletive!?!#!#!!!’ Has the whole world gone mad?
Why are we warning terrorist scum we’re going to shoot at them? I don’t get it. How does the telephone conversation go, I’d like to know?
‘Good morning is that Mohammed?’
‘Yes, may I ask who’s calling?’
‘Yes, it’s Avital from the IDF here, we just wanted to inform you that, in light of your terrorist activities we’re going fire a couple of missiles at you, erm...hope that’s alright and all?’
‘Well, missiles you say, hmmm..., I don’t know, those are the things that travel very fast, end in a large explosion and hurt quite a bit if you’re on the end of one’.
‘Oh, you’re familiar with our work, yes you’re spot on, yes’
‘Well, erm, see I’m...hmmm, you know, I think I might give those a miss if it’s all the same to you’.
‘Oh certainly, I mean the operation’s more for the look of the thing than anything else, but if you do decide to absent yourself we’ll completely understand’.
‘Well, thanks for the call and the warning, I haven’t decided if I’ll just leave or get loads of civilians to act as a shield for my bomb-making, rocket making terrorist-attack-planning activities but hopefully, we’ll be killing more Zionists in the near future’.
‘Ok Sir, well have a nice day and take care, bye now’.
‘Byeee’.
‘BEIT LAHIYA, Gaza Strip - Hundreds of Palestinians serving as human shields guarded the homes of two top militants Sunday, a new tactic that forced Israel to call off missile strikes on the buildings and re-evaluate a mainstay of its aerial campaign in Gaza.
The standoff over the homes of the militants began late Saturday when Mohammed Baroud, local leader of the Popular Resistance Committees, was informed by the army that his house would be hit. The three-story building is home to 17 people from Baroud's family. Another militant from Hamas also received a warning’.