Solana's Biggest Fan

Meet Xavier Solana. The biggest wasteful surplus in the EU today. I'd hazard a guess there's no one more unstomachable anywhere from Belfast to Berlin. I wish he'd stop visiting the Middle East and talking like he's got the faintest idea what's really going on here. This man has got his head so far up the Palestinian people's proverbial backside, he wouldn't know an effective policy suggestion if it jumped inside a kassam rocket and slammed into his own tuchus. His solution to everything is to shake everyone's hands, promise more money to the Palestinians and scold Israel for not doing more. Solana represents the very worst of Europe, a continent that spent five hundred years creating the world's problems and then expects to fix them all in ten minutes from the luxury of five star hotel in Brussels.

Xavier, if you ever need a reference, I'll happily oblige - personally I feel a career change would suit you very well, maybe apply for a job performing colonic irrigation in Gaza, I see you've made significant inroads already.