US to immortalise Iran’s Guards as Heroes

The Revolutionary Guards fight to win the Ahmadinejad Lookalike Competition. First prize - Ahmadinejad’s toupee. Still greasy.

The Times Online:
“US to blacklist Iran's Guards as terrorists
America is planning to increase the pressure on Iran by designating its elite fighting force, the Revolutionary Guards, a terrorist organisation. “

America clearly needs a new plan of action. Does George Bush not realise that as soon as he says something is bad, the entire world of radical Islam want to make it ten times bigger, stronger and more explosive? Let’s take the Revolutionary Guards as an example. No doubt, as soon as America decides they are the big bad, their funding and publicity will increase tenfold. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will no doubt get up on his soapbox and start yelling (because they do always yell don’t they, invest in some microphones people…) about how evil America is and how the West is trying to take over the world, destroy all that is good, steal your last rolo…

I really think that Mr Bush would be better off giving Haniyeh and his friendly neighbourhood bomb supplier Ahmadinejad a big hug and kiss on the cheek. It’s the quickest, shortest and least bloody way to bring peace to the Middle East. As soon as he says Hamas is good and Israel is bad, every Arab leader will be queuing up to sign a peace agreement with Israel before you can say “we’re so contradictory we’ll blow up Al Aqsa ourselves dammit.”