Retraite

So, the craven, contemptible French government once again demonstrates to the world its spineless nature and the emptiness of its endless twiterrings. After banging on about a cease-fire throughout the whole war, and calling Iran a stabilising force during Israel’s war with Iran’s foreign legion Hizballah, France proudly says it will contribute the majority of troops for a 15,000 strong UN force. Only then the French remember that they haven’t won a proper war by themselves since the Hundred Years War over 550 years ago and don't like going near an actual war zone. Merde, they say, what have we got ourselves into. Let’s say we’ll give 200 troops which should nix the whole peace-keeping force idea and with any luck even those guys won’t have to go. Pathetic, shameful, disgraceful, feeble, cowardly, snivelling, go ahead, pick an adjective, or send one in yourself below.