Come and Have a Go If You Think You're Hard Enough!!!

Jack Straw, the rather unimpressive, diminutive, short, snivelling and unstatesman-like Foreign Minister of the United Kingdom thinks that when he's sorted out Iran's nuclear weapons programme (more on that later) he'll take care of Israel's nukes. Really, Jack, why don't you give it a try? What you gonna do, make grammatically poor speeches about Israel and how its possesion of nuclear weapons upsets stability in the region? I say this: Israel has more of a right to WMD than the U.K. Who denies England's right to exist? Who threatens to throw the English into the sea or wipe England off the map?

The other amusing thing about his statement is when he said "We have ensured over the last few years that two of the four countries [in the Middle East] which posed a nuclear threat, Libya and Iraq, have had their nuclear weapons removed". Come again Jack? The West had no clue of the extent of Libya's nuclear programme and Tripoli came clean for a whole host of reasons which had nothing to do with Jack Straw, Tony Blair or Her Majesty's Government whatsoever. And Iraq!?!?! That is funny! Just to remind you Jack, Israel took care of Iraq's nuclear programme in 1981 and any vestige of their programme was dismantled way before British troops got anywhere near their cushdy peace keeping activities in southern Iraq. Finally, let me say that when the slurry farm hits the wind turbine and someone needs to step up to the plate and take care of Iran's nukes who's it going to be? I doubt very much it will be Jack with his sincere demeanour(or is it constipation?) and the British. Rather, I suspect, it will be that small country on the Mediterranean coast, surrounded by enemies but indefatigable in its refusal to let others dictate the fate of the worlds only Jewish state.